This one time, I was pumping gas. I heard a bird call; sure, it was coming from the guy two pumps over. There was no one else around. Not a whistle that I was sexy, definitely the type you do when you’re mocking another. Calling women birds, I’ve always disliked that.
I flipped him off, and he didn’t understand what the issue was. And yes, he did ask me what the fuck? It was awkward, I could only think to reply, “you know why.”
In retrospect, it was probably just a bird. I quite possibly appeared insane to that man. Lol?