Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Such tenacity when it crouched down beside her,
and spat venom even as she ran away.
“Spider!” Shouted she.
But was met with a faint ‘tee hee,’
As Tabias with his tail,
bear ears, half paws- claws?
Every guess sure to be a fail.
With his temerarious style.
turned to run away a mile.
Miss Muffet caught wind of the unfunny gag.
She bull-charged without any type of lag,
Cussing as she took off after the boy.
With all intentions to search and destroy.