I want to be a lazy cat today
I want to curl under a blanket just to stay warm
I want to ggroom myself, every cat needs to look pretty
And I wont go outside
I wont even answer the door
Today, I look pretty for myself
To be lazy
I made myself a snack and only ate half
Im not really hungry today
I eat out of habit
Out of boredom
Out of an irrational fear that the food will disappear
Im a lazy, irritable, cat today
So I flick my tail angrily
With no apparent reason why
I glare out the double doors and dispise the rain
For making me stay inside on this dreary day
But that’s not truly why
I just want to be a lazy cat
With a cup of milk, warmed
And a stack of cookies, chocolate
Even my laptop keeps going to sleep
Cuz im not keeping it entertained enough
Cats aren’t very sociable anyway
And I don’t care cuz my pillows are comfy
And my toes are warm
And my hair is pretty
Im a pretty, lazy cat today
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